Movie Talk: "Movie Dialogue You'll Never Hear"

I had planned a completely different topic for today's "Movie Talk", a piece about the great Japanese animator Hayao Miyzaki (which I will do soon). But then I literally woke up this morning with this idea in my head and a couple of lines of dialogue for the "Action" section already there, complete. How can I say no to inspiration like that? So, presenting, a series of movie genres, and dialogue that I can guarantee you will never be hearing in any of them.

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ACTION MOVIES

"Instead of gunning down those bad guys, I think I'll attempt to persuade them with an intellectual argument!"

"So they're all armed with state of the art weaponry? Hey, let's let my little brother go in there first!"

"I'd better take extra ammunition, I'm a really bad shot!"

"Can we take up this fight again a little later? I'm getting tired!"

"All these explosions are giving me a headache!"

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ROMANTIC COMEDIES

"Why am I wasting all this time looking for someone? I'm happy being single!"

"A romance between two people who are always fighting? Are you out of your mind?"

"Now, THAT was a development nobody could have predicted!"

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WESTERNS

"Meet me in the middle of main street at high noon... for the hoedown!"

"This town isn't big enough for the both of us... so I'll leave. I don't want to start a fight!"

"Those Indians have a good case. Let's just give them what they want!"

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SCIENCE FICTION

"Greetings, people of Earth! We have come to your planet because we were bored and couldn't think of anything else to do!"

"You know, these aliens are from another world in another galaxy... maybe they DON'T speak English!"

"It sure is noisy out here for a total vacuum!"

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CHILDREN'S MOVIES

1. "Mommy, why is Jimmy the hamster foaming at the mouth?"

2. "Hmm... maybe I'm being unreasonable and my parents ARE right!"

3. "You know, I'm just not mature enough to be an international spy at age six!"

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SUPER HERO MOVIES

1. "I must always remember to only use these powers for selfish, personal gain!"

2. "Of COURSE I'm going to wear a colorful costume and make a career out of fighting evil in public! How could that possibly complicate my life?"

3. "There's not much you can do with a power like super-spelling... I guess I'll just become a proofreader!"